Middle Finger it

@ what point do you just say EFF it? Doesn’t it get to a point where you just know it isn’t worth it anymore and you throw in the towel, chalk it to the game, dust off your cleats and hang that ish up?

This can go for anything from dating that guy/chick who has too many flaws for you to get used to. Or the job that expects you to work through your break cuz its what everyone else does(im talking to you retail) or even ya crackhead uncle who keeps bringing 500 gallon Oil Tankers into your grandmoms backyard. Don’t this phucka know this is actually a crime against the environment? Fed time! Iowa wont nobody see your a55 time?

So here is a helpful tip that may get you there to actually say EFF it and mean it. RUN, JUMP and SLIDE, but its figurative hear me out. If your clothes were to ever catch on fire according to Barney, officer friendly and the school librarian U should always stop drop and roll to pat the flames out that way ur safe but a bit smokey. So you’ve killed the flame. In order to recognize an EFF it moment you need to be able to see the flames so pick up speed and run head on into it. Look that ole barrel shaped manager of yours “Aight, I got chu”. Next Jump into the issue with no fear. Say to that crazy baby daddy “She can watch, but she bet not touch me cuz I don’t swing that way” and this is the good part SLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEE through the rest of it just like cresida would through and oilspill. So when its all said and done if you’re still on fire and enraged by the actions/requests then its time for you to say EFF it. Time for you to pour the baby powder on your palm and pimp slap the ISH outta the nex… OOOOOOOOOOOOh I wish a nukka WOULD… try me try me… watch!!! ooooooooooooooHHHH…

Mopho just to let em know that EFF it is da real deal.

Resox!

Who am I to write a review on anything considering I don’t even buy most of the items I use for enjoyment. Usually they are borrowed or pilfered. Yeah that’s right, I ganked that ish! With that being said thankfully I ganked this Here I Stand album from the Boy Usher. Now since it did not come in the cellophane wrapping there is a good chance that I don’t have the official official so my review would be a moot point but this dude still recorded these tracks and that leaves me about as impressed as I would be to see a backshot of Ally Mcbeal after a celery and rice cakes shake off during a seaweed wrap puff puff pass session @ Bette Midlers crib. Basically I was rubbin' my eyes, and scratchin' my stomach saying Wha the FUDGE???

Aight lets get to it; its just not that good. This is supposed to be a home run or at least an And1 and it just doesn’t do that. This album SHOULD be the got damn to your R&B catalog but instead it’s the filler for your mix CD and not even a sweet love making mix CD but a cleaning the bookshelves or riding an elevator mix CD. That’s not to say it’s a bad album. Here I Stand’s title track is a polished ode to grownmaness(3^rd cousin 2wice removed to bitchassness) it would just be even more dope coming from a singer with some baritone to his voice. The 2^nd Single Moving Mountains takes some getting used to. Daughtry could sing this track, Tom Petty could move a few million units singing this track, but to an “Urban” ear it just doesn’t register well. “And lately I've been sleeping with a ghost
My stock is down and out, I used to be worth my weight in gold
That was before a great depression kicked in and rocked us”

Is a real lyric and in fact I’ve been there before, its just going to miss its audience as this risk wasn’t clichéd enough to come out in the end.

• The track with Will.I.Am.. Uneccesary who’s song is it again?
• The Jay track… I’ll pass. Jay aint got the juice no more
• Appetite… not bouncy enuf. But again a true story
• Trading Places… that right there… the subject matter just makes me upset to my stomach. U gon let her do WHAT to you? See… that ish right there [walks out of the post] [/walks out of the post]
• Puff cheeks and blows air in frustration.

[flava flav]WOoooooooWwwwww.[/flava flav]

If I were to grade it against his previous monster that carried tracks/singles for 3 plus years this would get a 2 out of 5 on an Usher scale. But as a stand alone album I give it a 3 or a C+. It’s ok, but its just not great. Make ur own impression and cop it yourself… but I cant disclose my bootleg storage facility and supplier. U gotta move some Mountains to get that info. True story

Resox!